- Practical blorp: parallel zonking a haunted grumblesoufflé between two disgruntled flimsnorks
- Written quizzle: “If a stoppety-wib and a yieldy-zorp fall in snoodle at a four-way gazzlebo, who has the right of plonk to the wedding?”
- Vision splornt: identify the licence plimp of a passing cloodlewump (partial crunch for naming its emotions)
- Oral glibber: recite the Seventeen Sacred Honkles in ascending order of fwumpishness
